Trumpnado — How the Other Candidates Are (Or Aren’t) Coping

AUGUST 24, 2015

Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump speaks after arriving at the airport for a visit to the U.S. Mexico border in Laredo, Texas, Thursday, July 23, 2015. Trump is touring the border area to highlight his concerns about immigration policies. (AP Photo/LM Otero)

Last week I came to a terrifying conclusion, one of those “life moments.”  I realized that, with some semblance of foreign policy experience and a little discipline, Donald Trump could actually leg this out and win the Republican nomination.  I know, those are two huuuuuge “ifs,” but gone are the days of “he’s a joke,” “it’s a stunt” and “he’s going to drop out any day now.”  He isn’t.

Trump has 3 of the 4 assets a candidate needs to win the nomination:  money (enuf said); the issues (like it or not, Trump is setting the agenda on what the GOP is discussing) and enthusiasm (30,000 people at an Alabama rally this weekend.  Alabama.  30,000 show up for a billionaire New Yorker.  Take it in.)

The only thing he seems to be lacking is an on-the-ground organization to mobilize voters.  And I say “seems” because, who knows?  Plus if you have money, issues and enthusiasm, the organization will likely come to you.

I say this largely thanks the befuddled reaction to the Trump surge from his rivals.  All of the wisdom that has come from each candidate’s highly-paid advisers has been wrong wrong wrong so far.  But how they have handled this conundrum is telling in where they stand in the race.  I divide them into three categories:

The Fighters: These are the candidates with flailing campaigns who think that duking it out with Trump can get them some much-needed publicity.  Let’s see how that worked out, shall we?

  • Rand Paul inserted himself into Trump’s face repeatedly during the first debate.  He has fallen out of the Top 5.
  • Lindsey Graham called Trump a “jackass,” whereupon the Donald revealed Lindsey’s private cellphone number.  Graham was at 1%.  He is still at 1%.
  • The only candidate to get any traction from taking on Trump was Carly Fiorina, who had some great Trump zingers at the kid’s table debate and got a bump in the polls, though probably not enough to get her onto the main stage next month.
  • Worst of all was Rick Perry, who was safely in the Top 10 when he decided to take on Trump.  He fell so far that it relegated him to the kids’ table and now his funds have dried up to the point where he even can’t pay his staffers.  Oops.

The Buddies:  These are the vultures, ready to pick on the carcass of (and grab the voters from) Trump whom they believe will implode any day now.

  • Chief among these is Ted Cruz, who has gone all Eddie Haskell on the Trump voters with endless versions of his “he’s refreshing” mantra.  Cruz is still waiting for those voters.
  • Scott Walker tried in his adorable way to do the same thing, but like much of the Walker campaign, he has tripped over his own feet.

The Do-Nothings:  Needless to say, Jeb Bush is the poster boy for this category.

  • Dr. Ben Carson, who woke up long enough to be told that this other “non-politician” has poached a whole slew of his likely voters.
  • Chris Christie and Trump are buds, so he says nothing, even though getting rid of Trump is the only way his campaign can get off life support.
  • And John Kasich, who initially tried the buddy approach, gave up and is now sitting mute in the corner.

In their own ways, each of these groups is delusional.  Trump will pummel The Fighters, spurn The Buddies and show up The Do-Nothings.  By doing that, he will make sure that he will see only a few of them at the convention next July.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but the GOP field needs to hear it…Trump ain’t going away.